Episode 56 Free Flights for Jihadists, Litter Fines and Necrophiliac Homosexual Ducks

Jon agrees with David Cameron that non UK citizens should not be able to vote in the EU referendum.
Jon asks where is Nigel Farage and UKIP in this debate, it appears that they have gone missing in action and the only voice we here from them is the "Traitor" Carswell?!
There are fears that UK Jihadists returning from Syria and Iraq could have learned how to make chlorine Bombs and could attack the Tube or Shopping Malls in the UK.
Jon says the simplest answer to this threat is  to not allow these traitors back in to the UK.
He goes further suggesting that we should have a month long amnesty and allow any one who wishes to go and fight Jihad or marry a terrorist to leave the country on specially charted Planes from Luton Airport.
Any one found  in the UK aiding and abetting Jihadists after this amnesty has run its course must face the courts and hopefully on being found guilty a long prison sentence.
Kirsty Allsop is launching a Keep Britain Tidy Campaign and is proposing £500 on the spot fines for litter louts who drop fag ends or chewing gum on the floor. Jon agrees with her 100 percent.
Finally Jon has a story from the Times about Necrophiliac Homosexual Ducks that is being made into an Opera!!!