The Best Of The Five Minute Podcast

Have A Harakiri Christmas

Sirancha's mom engages in Christmas gift oneupsmanship. Asterios' mom sends our hosts to the...

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Adults Watching Children's Media

Asterios pulls on Garfield's potato tail. Sirancha demands more birds in her children's movies....

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Dabbin' On Tampons (For Charity)

Sirancha ruins Santacon. Asterios snaps into a Slim Jim. And introducing: Mashed Potate, the...

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Tight At The Museum

Sirancha embarks on a new career. Asterios coins several pornographic phrases. And Adam...

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COPPA will take your parents away if you are under 13!

Sirancha issues a grave warning to tweens. Asterios gets dunked on by his shitposting niece....

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Anti-Dabbing Advocate

Sirancha does the "Mayo Pete" dance. Asterios pitches his services to the Saudi Arabian...

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/r/Are We The A**holes?

Sirancha wonders if we're the a**holes. Asterios wonders if we're the a**holes. And you will...

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From Ragtime to Lo-Fi

Sirancha drinks a gallon of water for water rights. Stuffin' destroys a flower pot. And...

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Sirancha's Back!

Sirancha returns from the war. And everyone agrees: she must never leave again. Welcome her...

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Waifood Wars #1: The Paper Plate

Welcome fellow Totsuki Academy dropouts! If you haven't heard, there's a big time anime called...

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Replacement 'Ranchas: Round #1

WeezerFan 420 harnesses the power of anime. Napsy Lev gets way too high. And Lauz wins a...

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Waifu Wars #8: I Now Pronounce You...Creepy (Pyrrah Nikos from RWBY vs Lynn from Fire Emblem)

Alec loves Pyrrah. Nostromo loves Lynn. And Sirancha loves when the episode ends so she can get...

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Announcing...The Replacement 'Rancha Candidates!

Replacement 'Rancha candidates are carefully chosen. Did we choose...YOU? Tune in & find...

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The Corrupt Monarchy of Barbie Princess Charm School

Sirancha takes us to Charm School. Asterios obsesses over a face tattoo. And who killed...

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Memes For A Job Interview

A very sexy doctor gives Asterios very bad news. Sirancha guesses what's in Jon Arbuckle's...

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Live in Detroit

Coming to you live from the Lutheran Friends Church in Detroit, Michigan! Taped August 26th,...

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Soberdelic Party

Sirancha drinks a gallon of water for gay rights. Asterios nearly drowns on air. And both...

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GarfieldEATS Review

Sirancha tries GarfieldEATS. Asterios tries GarfieldEATS. And GarfieldEATS tries to kill us...

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Bonus! Princesses & Porgs #1: Ice Cold Stuffins

We're on tour this week, so enjoy this episode from our PATREON EXCLUSIVE D&D campaign, "The One...

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Don't Say The B-Word At The Airport

Sirancha joins the war in Indonesia.  Asterios overcomplicates the search for her replacement....

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