Andy Martin's posts

Who's counting?

One of the oldest driving jokes is about getting points for running over pedestrians. This joke...

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What's left?

So the poor guy's been in some kind of accident and broken a lot of bones because he's in...

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Wooden you?

These two guys are on a crew cleaning up trees and other wooden debris from a highway. They're...

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Non-scents

Whatso Funny? Does this joke make sense to you? Or should I say scents, which mean smells, or...

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Get a lawn little doggy

There's an old saying that you've got to go along to get along. This means you need to agree with...

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Eye Catcher

Eye Catcher

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Invstigator

Invstigator

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What's the diff?

one is a BEAR HUG, while the other is a HAIR BUG.

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Home of the whopper

If you go down in history, it means you or something you did will be remembered by others. But in...

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Cold, cold heart

Is this a fair division of labor? How come the guy always has to take out the garbage as well as...

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Gag order

GAG ORDER The judge forbid the accused from telling a joke for 30 days What’s so funny about...

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No flights of fancy

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants. What’s so...

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Smoke get in your eyes

When confronted about smoking in church, Sister Claire, dressed in street clothes, apologized and...

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Warm-up act

What’s an article of outerwear for a champagne drinker? – Bubble Wrap What’s so funny about...

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Ewe betcha

Lack of ram may preclude rack of lamb What’s so funny about this? The setting for this...

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In a famly way

100% reliable contraception is inconceivable. What’s so funny about this? For most of the last...

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On the road again

Well, after 20 years the civil engineers finally finished building the new highway. I guess where...

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Dr. guillotine, i presume

Instead of being rewarded for his invention, Dr. Guillotine was charged with neckless...

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Three cheers

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they're flashing...

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Star craving mad

STAR CRAVING MAD Papa Bear to Baby Bear: What’s the matter with you? Baby Bear (pointing to a...

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